Pure. Natural. Wrapped in Hemp.

We raise absurdly well-treated animals, butcher with old-school care, then ship your meat the way nature intended: in a sturdy hemp sack. No plastic guilt spiral. Just farm-fresh deliciousness and a bag you can brag about.

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100%

Grass-Fed

Plastic Vibes

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Sack Uses

Today’s Featured Sack

“The Pasture Party Box” (steaks, chops, and a suspiciously reusable sack)

Ships

Fresh

Cold-packed Insulated Sack-approved

Back to the basics

Our story began with a tweet…

One day, someone asked why “eco-friendly” meats arrive entombed in plastic. We asked a better question: what if the packaging was the punchline and the solution?

So we did what any rational adult would do: bought a domain, invented a company, and committed to the most old-timey modern idea we could find. Farm-raised meats. Shipped in hemp sacks. Because if hemp can do rope, paper, fabric, and insulation… it can do sacks.

Humane Treatment

Room to roam. Clean water. Pasture time. No weird shortcuts.

Clean Ingredients

No junk additives. No “mystery brine.” Just meat doing meat things.

Sack Shipping

Durable hemp exterior, cold-packed inside. Fresh arrives. Guilt stays home.

Old-School Craft

Carefully cut, trimmed, and packed like it’s 1925, but with better logistics.

Fine print

Hemp Sack Meats is a fictional company for comedic purposes. Please do not mail your neighbor a sack of brisket and claim “the internet made me do it.”

The best meats, the chillest delivery

Steakhouse quality, pasture-raised vibes, and packaging that doesn’t whisper “landfill” under its breath.

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The Pasture Party

Ribeyes, sirloins, and “I swear I’ll meal prep this week” energy.

• Grass-fed beef cuts
• Cold-packed freshness
• Arrives in a handsome sack

The Coop Coupe

Chicken thighs, breasts, and enough flavor to retire “dry chicken” jokes.

• Responsibly raised poultry
• No “mystery injection”
• Sack shipped, obviously

The Hog Holler

Chops and bacon that make your skillet sound like applause.

• Pasture-raised pork
• Excellent for tacos
• Sack: reusable, photogenic

Why hemp?

Because hemp is the overachiever of plants.

Hemp is sturdy, versatile, and has been used forever for practical stuff: rope, cloth, paper, insulation… you know, the classics. We simply followed the logical conclusion: sacks.

Tough fiber

Durable enough to haul. Charming enough to display. Strong enough to survive your “I’ll reuse this later” pile.

Less plastic guilt

The sack is reusable. The vibes are renewable. The jokes are unfortunately infinite.

Brand-new old-timey

It looks like a vintage label, but it ships like a modern operation.

Sack Facts

• Great for groceries
• Great for compostables
• Great for pretending you live in 1910
• Great for storing… more sacks

Order your hemp-wrapped meats today

Get a box of premium cuts delivered cold-packed, tucked in a reusable hemp sack, and accompanied by the quiet satisfaction of being slightly ridiculous on purpose.